Jasper Weinburd (C)
#5 Position: Handler College you attended: Bard College Hometown: Saugerties, NY Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw Describe yourself in three words: \robotvoice{Math Math Math} What is your spirit animal? One of those birds that makes shit really carefully If you were a kitchen utensil or appliance, what would you be and why? A small, light cheese knife (the kind with big holes in the blade). Precise, effective, and good for tomatoes, too! Who is your favorite superhero and why? Spiderman, because he’s this weird nerdy kid and has the best story. |